Poor Mr. Teddy!

On a family day out a few days back, while stuck in a long jam in USJ, Subang Jaya...I managed to catch this photo of a little teddy bear hanging underneath a lorry. Poor Mr. Teddy was so dirty and swinging from left to right everytime the lorry moved a little...wonder how on earth did he get there? I guess the lorry driver wasn't aware of it too...

How Angry Birds Look Like After Fighting The Pigs!

Angry Birds is a strategy game and has been praised for its successful combination of addictive gameplay. The Angry Birds go into battle with those hungry pigs, performing at their best, but what about after the fighting is done? DeviantArt user Scooterek answers that question with this fun gallery of battle-weary birds in need of recuperation after the battle...Happy Viewing!

Funny Chinese Translation :))

Was searching over the net for some materials and came across these funny Chinese phrases translated to English...something tells me that I must post it in my blog... :))

It helps if you say each one out loud. (I had to read some of them twice.)

That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me asap - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid man - Dum Gai
Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow-away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tau Fat
It is a lousy show - Lao Zi Sho
A shy guy - Shai Gai
Please stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
You are not very brilliant - Wai So Dum?
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Why Hang Me?
Do you know lyrics for Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Here's another funny one....a telephone conversation. A Chinese Call Center....
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me...

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : Yes, I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan...and I need to speak to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone...but what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well...just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital...why is everyone rushing to the hospital? Then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Ree.

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator : That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.

Caller : Oh...God...

Want Some More Engrish Signs?

Some of it in this collection will not make any sense but will surely deliver some great laughing moments...for instance, you’ll be told that there are no more steps when you’re standing at the foot of the stairs. Or that you can’t use the toilet while it’s a stabling for horses, we can only presume. Or that you can’t reverse your car unless somebody is watching your rear end. And you definitely won’t want to shit downwards. So here they are...

More of Engrish Signs!!!

Favourite run-down of all the bad and worse attempts at writing English around Asia, funny signs has it all, from the wacky to the weird to the totally insane and back again. In fact, many of these Engrish signs are so bad they’re completely incomprehensible.

If you want testes or crap salad for dinner, some harsh browns, or maybe just simple home cocking, then this is the place to be. Otherwise, you might have to go back to your behind. Confused? If you can stand it after this lot, be sure to look out for more to come...

Engrish Signs!!!

No matter where you travel in Asia, you are likely to come across some pretty funny sign translations...just view the below pics...

Engrish Products...Just For Laughs!

English has always been a popular addition to product packaging in Asia. It makes the product look more distinguished and gives us some awesome "Engrish" examples to leave you laughing and wondering for hours. Enjoy!

Funny photo captions!

Please don't attack me and I promise to give you one of my precious nuts!

Make way....we are rushing for the mad sale of the year!

Please leave us alone...I am having a date with my partner!

I don't want to play anymore...please come down.

Look out for Santa...Anyone see him? We need presents for Christmas!

Interesting photos fr net....

What is more adorable than a curious monkey – particularly one that wonders what all the photography fuss is about? Among cute animal photographs, you’ve gotta agree… this one tops the charts!

 I’m not sure this mouse will get away with the stolen kitty kibble!  And just check out the look on the cat’s face.

Kung-fu squirrel executes a perfect split between the birches!

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