Some of it in this collection will not make any sense but will surely deliver some great laughing moments...for instance, you’ll be told that there are no more steps when you’re standing at the foot of the stairs. Or that you can’t use the toilet while it’s a stabling for horses, we can only presume. Or that you can’t reverse your car unless somebody is watching your rear end. And you definitely won’t want to shit downwards. So here they are...
